Stretching Dollars

Still Messy

Wednesday, January 12th, 2011

I sometimes drive home past Thunderbird, and every time I can’t help but think about the areas surrounding the lake that got hit by that huge twister last year.

The school has rebuilt as have most of the businesses. There’s still an empty spot where a church once stood though. Some houses have been rebuilt. Some folks moved in trailers.

The woods will never be the same though. There’s no-one to clean that up. You just drive by twisted remains of trees. Many with twisted metal embedded in them. Very messy and sad really.

Then I wonder about the boats that were housed on the lakefront. What happened to those boats? Were they covered by their own owners insurance or the storage facility? How many angered boat owners hired a Maritime Lawyer? Most of the boats in one location were splintered. Life vests floated to the shoreline.

So much destruction by one storm. So sad.

People are lifting themselves up out of the mess. The local grocery store just reopened, bigger and better than ever. I saw a new house going up to replace one taken in the storm and it’s bigger and better.

People are making progress. Just slowly.

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Entertaining Lunch

Thursday, November 18th, 2010

I grabbed my netbook and headed to the little deli across the street at lunch and was trying to be busy typing away when I noticed the lady at the next table.

She was smokin’.

I thought to myself “She can’t do that in here.” Then I looked around. No one was paying her any attention but I couldn’t help but look.

Then I noticed there was no cloud. Then I thought ‘maybe’ I was seeing things and she was sucking a straw, or her ink pen.

Sadly, I was transparent. She said “Oh honey, this is the original electronic cigarette.”

I thought “ok - whatever” but instead I just smiled and said “Oh, ok.” and went about my business.

Lunchtimes can be entertaining…

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Sunday, November 14th, 2010

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Getting a Part of Your Gift

Wednesday, October 27th, 2010

A long time ago, well, when I was growing up and someone would ask what someone else wanted for Christmas, you’d hear, a car. Sometimes it was more specific, a 32 Ford Coupe, or a VW Beetle, or a Ford truck.

Silly because they knew Santa would never deliver such a big gift, even though we’d all seen commercials where someone gets surprised with keys that belong to a new vehicle out in the drive, complete with a huge bow.

Instead what frequently happened was they’d end up with a Hot Wheels car in their stocking. Sometimes they’d end up gifted a car part gained from a flea market. Today you could do that every easily with Ebay at our fingertips. Imagine gifting someone a couple Ferrari parts instead of that sleek shiney red sports car. Or a crank shaft that goes to the Model T they always wanted.

Come on, it’d be funny. We’ve done it, and you know what? Dad LOVED the Model T hand crank he got!

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Working Out at Work

Sunday, October 24th, 2010

They’re opening a gym at work.

A gym. A workout place. A place where you wear skimpy, tight clothes and hang around with other people wearing skimpy, tight clothes. A place where you shower next to someone else, naked, showing their chest acne, and lord knows what else.

They sent a survey around last week asking ‘which’ equipment and facilities we would all use and what time of day, etc.
I didn’t know what ’some’ of that equipment was. Who really has time to get to work an hour early to workout, then shower and get dressed? Who has time to do it at lunch and still come back ‘fresh’? Who can really do it after work and still get home in time to do everything they need to do at home?

Gee, I haven’t been in a ‘gym’ since high school.

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Convince Me

Wednesday, October 6th, 2010

I’ve a friend trying to talk us into a colon cleanse. I appreciate all his good results and his efforts in trying to get us to participate, but, like many people I’m a little concerned about doing one.

I mean, who wants to have to ‘run’ down the hall all the time? Could make for an embarrassing moment (or two) in the office.

He’s going to have to try harder to convince us. Any of you done a colon cleanse?

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Facials

Thursday, September 23rd, 2010

Last time I had a facial, and believe me I don’t do it very often, in fact the only times I ever had one, they were gifts….

Anyhow, the last time I had a facial, the facialist (what are they called?) told me it looked like l had a mild case of rosacea.

I thought great. Now what kind of rosacea treatment is she going to try to sell me.

Shouldn’t have thought that way. Not everyone is trying to sell you something.

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Nice Truckers

Friday, September 3rd, 2010

A few weeks ago, as I was pulling onto the interstate, back behind me on the road was a big old eighteen wheeler.

I had tons of room to get on the highway, but being the nice person that the trucker was he pulled over to the left just the same.

I was then near the trucker for the rest of the way into the city. I watched him time and time again, do the exact same thing, move over, even when he didn’t need to, as a courtesy.

I wrote down his truck number and when I got to work, I emailed his company’s headquarters and told them what a great driver he was.

I gave them enough info, date/time/location/exits that they were able to identify the driver and pass the praise on.

With great truckers like that you’ll never need a Texas truck accident lawyer because courtesy on the road diverts trouble.

Kudos to truckers!

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Public Restrooms

Tuesday, August 24th, 2010

We all have to use them ’sometimes’ and if you’re like me you’re real choosy about ‘which’ ones you go to.

Don’t care for most gas stations.

Don’t care for some stores…

McDonald’s are usually a good bet as are Target restrooms.

One thing I wish they all had, besides cleanliness, is better hand dryers. If you use the paper towel dispenser, well you’ve defeated the purpose of washing your hands.

If you use the hand dryer, it just takes forever….

I recently learned that there are some options in hand dryers that are FAST. Including a line of hand dryers that can dry your hands in SIX seconds!

That’s fast!

Imagine how much faster you could get outta there!

hand-dryer

hand-dryer

Gee, I wonder if they’ll consider ‘hair’ dryers? Wouldn’t it be nice not to spend ‘forever’ drying your hair?

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Chance Favors the Prepared Mind

Monday, August 23rd, 2010

Did you know that ’should you decide’ that you want to become an attorney that you just don’t run down to the local ’school of law’ and enroll?

Nope. There’s more to it than that!

One of the first things you need to do, assuming you’ve graduated high school and took the appropriate classes in college, you still have some work to do!

One thing you need to do is some lsat prep before you sign up to take that test!

No time? Try some online prep classes! You can squeeze online learning into most any schedule. They aren’t cheap, but they are money well spent. Prepare for the LSAT just like you would any other test.

Chance favors the prepared mind.

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